Six Foot Asshole

Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at
about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and
clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good
citizen; recalling Rodney King and recent illegal alien
incidents.

The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know
how fast you were going BOY?!?"

Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?"

"93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!"

"But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you
ask me?"

Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming
fashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket
and a fine!" The cop took a good look at the Bob and
said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why,...
I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"

Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying
job!"

The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of
day old donuts on his breath, said, "What kind of a
job would a bum like you have?!?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!" replied Bob.

"What you say, BOY?!?" asked the patrolman.

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!"

Of course the cop asked, "What does an asshole stretcher
do?"

Bob explained, " People call me up and say they want
to be stretched, so I go over there and start with a
couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one
whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and farther
apart until it's six feet across."

The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down
his guard and asked, "What the hell do you do with a
six foot asshole ?"

Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun
and stick it at the end of a bridge!

fits well here.
BlueCat Reviewed by BlueCat on . why do you guys hate police officers? Please take this thread with an open mind, we of all people should be a group of open minded people... I noticed that a lot of people on this forum (and a lot of people NOT on this forum for that matter) hate police officers so much, that they are like fanatics. Why is this? Because they take your weed and arrest you? They do not make the laws. It seems unfair to hate somebody for enforcing the laws that your elected officials are creating. you may also say "i just hate crooked Rating: 5