LOL, what WeBB was funny.

Anyway, this is odd that this thread is here. About 4 days ago it was about 2:30 pm I felt my hair blowing on my face from my fan. So, I go to move it and I pick it up and it feels DIFFERENT, so I squish and it makes the squishy squishy noise. I'm like, "WTF?!" So I get up really quick and realize I'm holding some bug in my hand! I go to look at it and I don't know if its a cockroach or not.
It was really light brown, and I read that cockroaches are either dark brown or light brown when they're really small. This guy was full grown. It wasn't big by any means, but it wasn't small like the pictures. There are albino cockroaches which are white, but mine was still tan. So, I don't know what it was. My entire famiyl said it wasn't a roach, but then my friend said it was just a waterbug, too. But, then he said that it was a roach because he flipped it over and it had these

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black things that were shaped like that (put the roach body, fipped over, inside those two arrow thingies) near its hind end. He said thats how you could tell.

But, I don't know. I have been looking everywhere and I can't find a picture of a roach that was the same color. I also pulled out my bed and looked under it and shit. I dont' have any food or anything, I also didn't so any roaches. But, I do leave empty cups in here for a few days. Sometimes I'll leave an empty bowl of cereal (with the milk DRANK) in here overnight. I always pick shit up when I wake up, so I don't know.

I'm still freaked out enough to turn on my mini-lamp when I sleep. Well, actually, last night I was really baked and decided to go ahead and use the mini-lamp because the thought of a roach crawling into my mouth or laying its eggs in my cornea wasn't exactly the greatest. So, I set it up on my twirly, leather chair beside me, and covered it halfway up with a black shirt. Light was shined directly on my face and arms so as to make sure they don't get near me brain!