ok i had this problem....and if im lying im dying this is the honest to god truth... one morning i was lying in bed and a cockroach crawled acroos my chest. so i threw him off me and he landed in my trash basket...so anyway you cant have a good day after that unless you wake n bake....so i did. anyway about half way through a bowl i started blowin smoke at the roach. after about 4 hits he stop tryin to get out so i picked him up and we just kinda chilled. me and the roach. both stoned. then i took him outside and put him under a bush. we have never seen eachother again. which is sad cuz he was a great smokin buddy.. always let me take greens. anyway. find a roach and get high with it. it will be better.
budbuzz420 Reviewed by budbuzz420 on . Cockroaches These shits scare the fuck out of me. It can't be just me...does anyone know the "truths" about roaches man? Not that bullshit parents tell you when you are little cus whatever they said to me I think brainwashed me and manipulated my whole mindset on the insects. I'm not all that scared of spiders, crickets, flies, anything at all except roaches. To the point where I'd sleep under the covers rofl when I was young (not as much any more unless I am stoned and paranoid as shit). So someone help. Rating: 5