ok i had this problem....and if im lying im dying this is the honest to god truth... one morning i was lying in bed and a cockroach crawled acroos my chest. so i threw him off me and he landed in my trash basket...so anyway you cant have a good day after that unless you wake n bake....so i did. anyway about half way through a bowl i started blowin smoke at the roach. after about 4 hits he stop tryin to get out so i picked him up and we just kinda chilled. me and the roach. both stoned. then i took him outside and put him under a bush. we have never seen eachother again. which is sad cuz he was a great smokin buddy.. always let me take greens. anyway. find a roach and get high with it. it will be better.