the guy who sold me the shit that actually works told me that the thc sticks to fat cells or something to that effect and even though drinking water helps it wont make you pass a test. You can water LOAD before a test but they will know and the results will be "inconclusive" or some bs.

I was also told the exact opposite of what your saying. People use certain vitamins to piss more yellow because they water-load. they also use creatine. My piss looked ALMOST white in the toilet but in the cup it had a yellowish tint to it. I'm pretty sure your wrong beachguy.

Its worth the 40 bucks to know for sure you'll pass. get the VALE fruit punch if you can.