Lol... I can't smoke cigarettes either. I never wanted to, but a long time ago at a college party we were all smoking weed, & someone got this idea that the cops were coming to break the party up. So cigarettes were handed out, supposedly to drown out the weed smell (yeah, right). I said, "but I don't smoke cigarettes!", & they were like, "ya do now! shut up & light up!" I swear I couldn't figure it out.

At first I inhaled way too deep, like from a joint, & just about lost a lung from coughing so hard. Then I tried to inhale lightly, but apparently that wasn't right either. Eh, screw it, I didn't want to anyway, but I still have no idea how the heck that all works. And no, I'm not blonde, lol.