Funny Prank Calls

[kimchibanana]

ring ring....
them: Hello
you: Hello
them: Who is this
you:WHO is this
them: this Lil kiki, who is this
you: this Mike Jones! I said, back then they didn't want me now I'm hot they all on me
its only funny when your high and you reall sing it with Feeling lol

and call some crying and say... Oh my God they shot em' they shot him in the back.. oh my God... If its an older woman say... Oh my God mom... hes dead... be really convincing with the crying its hilarious... they start to freak out and think their son or daughter got killed

haha Mike Jones we always say that shit when they say who is this? "dont act like u dont know the name"

When we call we usally say that this is your gardener Sancho. Your wife/husband left me bud lights instead of coronas and lime.

Then there like i think u have the wrong house

No No this is Sancho your gardener

Who?

Mike Jones dont act like u dont know my name

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