Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver: Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Half-Baked