here's a good one:

felicia: what ya'll smokin' on?
smokey: nothin, what you want?
felicia: oh, i need to borrow your car right quick
smokey: what kind of shit is that?! most people wanna borrow ketchup, maybe even sugar, but you wanna borrow my car?! hellll naw! you need to borrow a job, with yo' out of work ass.
felicia: i'ma rememba that
smokey: rememba it! write it down, take a picture i don't give a fuck

...of course i may of skipped a line, but you get the idea.