Man make a steamroller. It will get you stoned in a few hits if you do it right. Take the cardboard roll out of a paper towel roll. Cut a hole in the top of it. Cover that hole with foil, and push the foil down into the hole a little bit making a little pocket, or bowl. Poke holes in the bottom of the bowl, use something very small like a needle or toothpick so that your weed doesn't fall through. Now put weed in the bowl. Put your mouth at one end of it and cover the other end with your hand. Use your free hand to light the bowl. Start inhaling while you light it. Once you're getting a lot of smoke release your hand from the other end and keep inhaling. That will clear the smoke. You'll probably start coughing your ass off, but at least you got a hit. Try n hold it in your lungs.