Any suggestions for newbie?

[NotALlama]

are you sure your not swallowing the smoke?

[moeburn]

are you sure your not swallowing the smoke?

yeah or else i wouldnt breathe smoke would i

[Takingsunday21]

Man make a steamroller. It will get you stoned in a few hits if you do it right. Take the cardboard roll out of a paper towel roll. Cut a hole in the top of it. Cover that hole with foil, and push the foil down into the hole a little bit making a little pocket, or bowl. Poke holes in the bottom of the bowl, use something very small like a needle or toothpick so that your weed doesn't fall through. Now put weed in the bowl. Put your mouth at one end of it and cover the other end with your hand. Use your free hand to light the bowl. Start inhaling while you light it. Once you're getting a lot of smoke release your hand from the other end and keep inhaling. That will clear the smoke. You'll probably start coughing your ass off, but at least you got a hit. Try n hold it in your lungs.

[Takingsunday21]

Oh yeah make sure you're breaking up the weed. Get all the seeds out, and if you have nugs break them up.

[moeburn]

I tried that last night with the apple bong. I actually made it pretty well, but my weed wouldn't light. It would smoke when I held the lighter there, and then just go out. Its really dense, am I supposed to grind this stuff up?

[Randycigar]

Dude... i'm still a newb kinda but I've been gett'n high.. but the 1st couple times.. actaully lke 1st 5-6 times I was having pannic attacks.. and it wasn't cuz anything bad was goin to happen it's cuz my 1st time I smoked i belieave it was laced so after that I was kinda sacred like as it could be laced or somthing so its all in your head just know what's in it and you'll be fine, I mean LOOK AT ALL THE PPL WHO DO IT.. have any of them died form just weed.. or like gone crazy NO, the THC just tickels your brain thats all.. so isteaded of try'n to fear the pannic attack just try and get one ya know.. well anyother words.. dont be a afraid of it.. if you're afraid of swimming.. JUMP IN THE WATER.. it's the only thing that'll work, honestly!!! Oh and also.. once you've got the pannic attack out of the way.. try new thing and look at your life in a diffent point of view.. it's soo awesome, like just last night I was sing'n coutry and make'n my own songs and shit.. BUT I'M A HIP HOP/ RAP PERSON..... never do I listen to country =S but shit's just like that when this drug.. it makes you more creative... so the only thing bad you have to worry about is the DAMN COTTON MOUTH.. lol other then that dont be too alarmed!!! Thanks for the time..

[Takingsunday21]

Yeah man break the weed up into small small pieces. never just smoke it right out of the bag. And try that steamroller. If you follow those directions then you'll be stoned. I gau-ren-tee

[moeburn]

Ok I made the apple bong, with a tinfoil poked bowl and an aluminum pipe i found laying in a bin of pens.

I went in the garage, held a bbq lighter over the chopped up pieces of bud in the bowl, breathed in, and i hardly got any smoke.

Then i tried leaving the lighter lighting the bowl and breathe it in while its on fire. I got a ton of smoke, i coughed it up like hell. I think i did it right Exactly 7 minutes later, while i was sitting in the garage, i felt myself get lighter. Its kinda like the nitrous oxide they give you at the dentist.

Now i'm on my computer, high, my chest feels a little tight, i'm really thirsty, and having lots of fun

[Takingsunday21]

You got it man good job. Now just wait till you get your hands on some real shit, i.e. bongs..bubblers..joints rolled correctly..all that good stuff. And when you're with friends you can talk forever about stupid stuff, and get really into it.

[grasshopper420]

first thing ya gotta break up the buds(those big chunks of herb that look really pretty) you can do this by taking a bud and rolling it between your thumb and trigger finger this should leave small peices no bigger than a BB
ounce youve accomplished this put em in your bowl and pack em in tight enouph to where you can suck through it easily then light it while its being lit suck through the pipe making sure you inhale some poeple swallow the smoke by accident once you have smoke in yur lungs hold your breath for at least ten secs. then exhale slowly i have heard myths that say if you exhale through your nose it gets you more stoned faster i dont see how thats true but if it works let me know cuz that would be cool

Ps you might have crappy weed(low potency)