Notabraintrust, have you ever heard of a band called Yolk? I don't know if they're still around anymore but their shirts used to say "Just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not out to get you". Hell yeah, I agree with everything you said.

Duh, I feel like a big dork thinking my mail lady is out to get me. She stopped by today and chatted for a while and explained that some of my mail got damaged at the post office. It happened to everyone on her route. She also said that she slows down everyday to look at my house because it's so beautiful and it's her favorite on her route. I thought she was spying on me. I am such an ass.