Heh you think your g/f is scary? mine actually sucker-punched me in the left testicle when i wasnt expecting it because i wouldnt let her lie on me (because i had a really sore and acheing back) I swear to god i started crying and she didnt even give a fuck. I hope I can still have kids....my little bro is still kinda sore. Further cause to break up with the bicth



Lol I'm listening to that one offspring song: get a job and its my fucking life in a song (first part at least)
daZenfmeister Reviewed by daZenfmeister on . I love my parents as much as they love me... So the other day my dad quite litterally says, "You know Sam, no offense, but I think your cousin Janie is a much better person than you." Well no offense but you a cock sucking piece of shit father that could have been replaced by an automatic ignoring machine. So anyways I love you all and I want to have everyones babies,,,,,, the reason I'm so happy is I'm kinda getting a new g/f shes my curr g/fs best friend that i've know for longer than my g/f for those of you who read my other Rating: 5