What would you do if....

[Hydrizzle]

Let's say you were minding your own business, just sitting at home, when, lo and behold, a news report comes out saying that a plague of zombies has broken out downtown! And your beloved spouse and 2 children have gone to a play right in the middle of it! You know they are smart enough to evade the zombies for a short time (being that zombies have the brain of an insect and walk very slow), but you know that, with thousands of zombies in the streets, it is only a matter of time before they are turned into undead themselvs.

Seeing as how rioting and looting has taken the streets into a state of chaos, you can take anything you want from the gun store... so here's the question...

What weapons would you take to the scene to save your beloved family? Keep in mind that there are possible thousands of undead roaming the street, and that ONLY a headshot or prolonged burning will actually kill the zombie. Also, severing of the head works, although the head can still roll around and try to bite people.

Describe the kit you would use, the vehicle, and the strategy.

Hydrizzle Reviewed by Hydrizzle on 07-30-2005. What would you do if.... Let's say you were minding your own business, just sitting at home, when, lo and behold, a news report comes out saying that a plague of zombies has broken out downtown! And your beloved spouse and 2 children have gone to a play right in the middle of it! You know they are smart enough to evade the zombies for a short time (being that zombies have the brain of an insect and walk very slow), but you know that, with thousands of zombies in the streets, it is only a matter of time before they are Rating: 5

[Hydrizzle]

Ok here, I'll start:

1 remy .22 rimfire silenced rifle.

1 remy 12 guage pump shotgun

1 high quality japanese katana

1 dirtbike

blowtorch (caturize my wounds in case of bite)

road flares (good distraction for stupid zombies)

[rastabill89]

wow dude thats a hard one...id like to phone a friend

[rastabill89]

lol this thread is like 10 minuits old and already has 5 out of 6 stars

[Lily420]

I'de start my car and drive through the plays wall, pick up my kids and leave my spouse (he was no good anyway). I'de use a gun to blow their heads off and an axe because they are nifty. Then drive to the airport, go to canada, buy some Llamas, marry sumone else, and smoke sum bud.

[High Agane]

ak47, double barrel shot gun *maximum impact* id get a truck rampage threw the city over the zombies get the kids and wifey and who ever else we came across cause im just such a good saint like that go to my supplyers house take all his chronic and hop town..... i like the lamma and canada idea too ill take a hit on that one cause thats a good idea
and smoke bud :-D

[Bazooka Joe]

Nice Topic......for the vehical i would have a 2000 gmc searria 4 door lifted up with big mud tires on it, and have my sound system blaring some metallica,crossfade, and some slim thug and miek jones....would be runnin zombies over and bustin there mellons... for choice of weapons, well an AR-15 with 2 40 round mags, and ak-47, with a 40 round mag, 2 twin berreta 9mms with hollow points, a winchester model 300 12 guage (black and stainless steal) and a box of slugs and a box of 00 buck shot, and a .308 sniper rifel with ballistic tip bullets....roll up to the play jumpout with guns blazin, get my kids and my gorgeous wife, hand my wife a pistol ( my wife will have to love guns and know how to shoot) make our way back to the truck and drive all the way to BC build a zombie proof house and yard and grow the best ganja and bang the shit outta my sexy ass wife.......lmaooo.......oh yeah and i would help out all the un-bitten humans let em hop in the back and get a gun (gotta have somebody to help me grow all that mary jane)....but if they make the moves on my wife, they get a hollow point in there mellon!

[pyroron65]

first i would get really highhhhh.
then i would worrie about them sombies, give me a 7 mm mag rem
a m203 granadelauncher and a laws rocket then get buzzed again

[daZenfmeister]

I would grab a .50 cal Desert Eagle (chrome silver) Revolver and make some Zombie brain puddin' Also a sawed off shotgun with buckshot just for some entertainment. And hell yeah on the katana cept I'm ambidexterous and would have katana in right hand and a nice rusty falchion in the lft hand. Also would have one of those extendable police baton thingys (think televistion antenea but build for whackin people) just when I wanted an adrenaline rush just go beat the fuck out of a zombie and then stomp the fuckers face in and also dont chop their heads off slice right through the mouth that way you get their brain stem as well.

[MeatRulz]

pound of bud and a lot of blunts and get the zombies high then they would chill out and stop tryin to kill everybody then i would take em to there house and listen to some rap music.