you like jokes? well suck on these for a minute...

[BlueCat]

"I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

BlueCat Reviewed by BlueCat on 07-30-2005. you like jokes? well suck on these for a minute... A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidently gave him a pair of panties instead. When the girlfriend got the gift there was a note attached to it. The note read: Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift.The lady at store said they were perfect. I had her try them on for me. She looked more like a lady. I hope you will wear them for Rating: 5

[jadeius]

whats better tham having a rose on a piano...?

tulips on an organ, (two lips on an organ)!! haha

hahahahahahaha

[jadeius]

ok here's a little something i did....

i saw the post entitled "How do you do it?" and I responded "usually on my hands and knees with my face buried in a pillow"

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Damn good jokes, i didn't get most (if any) of the puns, i'm usually good with them, but i gave up after reading the 5th or 6th one lol
Jokes were awesome though bud