Indisputable proof that dogs are stupid

[rastabill89]

wow that is a stupid dog...and damn that pitbull must be in fucking PAIN

[BlueCat]

Thats really weird Killa...dogs naturally dog paddle it is a involuntary responce to water that dog must have had some serious brain damage or something.


I've seen some stupid people with stupid dogs too.
My husband and I use to go door to door selling air purification systems for extra money. THe company would give us appointments in houses down in some really hayseed areas. (which is mostly everywhere here lol )

Once we met this lady with a blind pomeranian. I thought it was real old. She grins at me through a gaping no tooth smile and said oh no he is just 2. He is such a sweet dog but I don't know what is wrong with him.

About that time a bunch of kids run out of her house with a handful of spinner type firecrackers. They light one and the dumb dog chases it around and around. They were all laughing. She said YUP he has always like to chase firecrackers, then we goes bumping into trees.
I said my god man you have fried that dogs eyes. I was mad.

They all looked at me like I was speaking french.

They had those really bright flare type spinners and they just let the dog chase them from the time it was a puppy. Real idiots,eh?

[Ousted]

ok so my son says this is fake that there is a filament pulling his foot...I can't see it but his foot does move unnaturally towards the end and the hairs are raised between his toes, so maybe I am just not sure. What do you think?
It is still funny.

I dont think it's fake. I remember an entry from America's Funniest Home Videos which was this exact same scenerio, except it was a rottweiler chewing his bone on the porch. The video didnt win that week, but it was in the top 3. It was so funny (at the time, anyway) I remember laughing to a point tears were streaming down my face, and once I collected myself if I would think about it again I would be cracking up hysterically all over again. I also had a rottweiler at the time (a real stupid one, too) so that might have made the video all the more hilarious for me.

[BlueCat]

Thanks Ousted...I would like to think it is not fake