Ha ha! Oh man, that's hilarious Penguin! For me, you know.

I had a bad trip on shrooms once too. I kept hearing a telephone ringing all around me. Like it was echoing all around my head, getting louder with each ring. Drove me insane! I broke my cellphone that night because it kept vibrating as I was yelling at this imaginary telephone ringing in the distance. Oh man, good times.