I have 2, THe first time was when me and a buddy skipped the last 2 periods of the day. During this time, we blaze 3 blunts, between us. And then we're just chillin by these rocks near the school. So then we go to the school to go grab our bags and go to a next spot. So we walk in, and run into the washroom. So we're in there, and we hear someone throwin up. So we kick the stall door in, and it's my boy. So he's fuckin drunk, and we tell him "We gotta get you out before the bell rings, if your in here till after school the teachers will be out, and the rats" So we lift him up, and walk, we get outside, he throws up again, so we keep walking, and me and my boy forget our class is right above where we're walking, and we hadn't been there in 2 weeks, so our teach comes runnin down. "Get to the office!" We get there my boy gets 10 day suspension for being drunk. THe principal asks me into the office, i'm still super high, and he asks me some dumb questions, I BS my way back to class.

The second one is, me and my boys were blazing at this park, with a forest surrounding it, except for the parking lot, so we're burning, and this pig pulls up, we see the big light shine at us, and we see him walking towards us, 2 blunts are burning, so it reeks, so we take off running, in different directions, I cut through the forest and run across the street to the coffee spot. One of my boys got caught, cause the pig found him hiding near some bushes. It was too close