worst ever stoned experience

[budbuzz420]

OOOO i got a good one. so i made a really nice bubbler/bong out of a sobe bottle and my friend and i were smokin with a blowtorch....cuz it was a ddeep bowl and a regular lighter could barely burn it. anyway so then out of nowhere hes like lets make a hole in the glass ass a carb.(in the middle of smokin a nice big bowl.) so he randomly burns the side and tries to make a hole with a screwdriver. and POP. the glass basically exploded leaving bongwater and broken glass all over the floor. and we were pretty high so we were both laughing. as a matter of fact we were so i i couldnt feel my body. so anyway i notice that there is blood drippin on the floor. a piece of glass had shot through my hand leaving a 3/4 inch gash in my hand. but wait theres more. my mom walks in and new instantly we were high and stuff. so she takes my friend home and tells his parents then takes me to the hospitol for my hand. so the doctor comes in and hes like we have to pull it out and give you 11 stitches (5 on the plam 6 on the back of my hand) so right before he gives me a pain killer my moms like no.... just dont give him anything...and then says to me...so hows smokin now....anyway yea thats my story

[187]

i forgot my weed(haze) and bowl in my friends car today now i can't smoke thats my worst experience haha not really but most recent and shortest haha

[187]

damn budbuzz that sucks

[kaela]

oh wow. actually if it were my kid and i were against pot i'd probably do the same thing. damn that sucks though. i bet you were feeling it afterwards.

probably my worst experiences are when i end up at a fast food restaurant (usually arby's) or i'm at walmart or some gas station or whatever and I have to talk to the people and I can barely talk and sometimes I know them and it sucks. I went to the movies the other day stoned and the guy was trying to give me butter on my popcorn but i couldn't figure out how to say no butter. "uh, i just want none of that." "excuse me. . . ." "yeah that stuff on the corn" Well, it was ok cause I knew him from school and he was easy about it, but dammit he put butter on my popcorn anyway.

[budbuzz420]

i would much rather have buttered popcorn.......

[Imotep]

first time i smoked weed, i woke up in a paddock somewhere. my pants were missing and my bum hurt really bad.

[daZenfmeister]

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[Imotep]

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[spliffstar22]

I have 2, THe first time was when me and a buddy skipped the last 2 periods of the day. During this time, we blaze 3 blunts, between us. And then we're just chillin by these rocks near the school. So then we go to the school to go grab our bags and go to a next spot. So we walk in, and run into the washroom. So we're in there, and we hear someone throwin up. So we kick the stall door in, and it's my boy. So he's fuckin drunk, and we tell him "We gotta get you out before the bell rings, if your in here till after school the teachers will be out, and the rats" So we lift him up, and walk, we get outside, he throws up again, so we keep walking, and me and my boy forget our class is right above where we're walking, and we hadn't been there in 2 weeks, so our teach comes runnin down. "Get to the office!" We get there my boy gets 10 day suspension for being drunk. THe principal asks me into the office, i'm still super high, and he asks me some dumb questions, I BS my way back to class.

The second one is, me and my boys were blazing at this park, with a forest surrounding it, except for the parking lot, so we're burning, and this pig pulls up, we see the big light shine at us, and we see him walking towards us, 2 blunts are burning, so it reeks, so we take off running, in different directions, I cut through the forest and run across the street to the coffee spot. One of my boys got caught, cause the pig found him hiding near some bushes. It was too close

[haha]

so the doctor comes in and hes like we have to pull it out and give you 11 stitches (5 on the plam 6 on the back of my hand) so right before he gives me a pain killer my moms like no.... just dont give him anything...and then says to me...so hows smokin now....anyway yea thats my story

haha, harsh, but funny