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    #161
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    Hardonna update...

    Quote Originally Posted by HARDDON
    Just for future references, it is kinda pointless to tie and bend a sativa plant. They hardly ever need it unless its for height control.
    Yep, that's why. They are a foot taller than the mostly-indica plants.
    This is all just a goofy satire...sort of a National Lampoon thing and certainly only photos and ideas collected online.

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    #162
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Just a quick Day 46 update...

    Just about ready to send them to flower. Even if they just double in size, I'll have to be pretty creative with tying them down. I culled the three smallest runts today.

    Is Hardonna a female? Jesus freaking Christ I wish I knew...pear shaped, but is the protrusion going to split into hairs? I know any experienced grower would be able to tell, but I just can't tell under 10x, 60x, or 100x...I've compared her to 100's of female/male preflower pics, but it doesn't help. Just have to wait, I guess.
    This is all just a goofy satire...sort of a National Lampoon thing and certainly only photos and ideas collected online.

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    #163
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Yes but compared to all those other 'hags' in your grow room, she is by far the best plant you have....prepping for flower. You have those secondaries sticking out like they should ready for prime buddage.

    If they do flower cuz she's a whore, you will be happy with those sites you exposed. You did a very nice job

    If she turns out to be a he, still, you have learned and are now skilled and experienced in coaxing out of a plant, more than what nature wanted to give you.

    And that is the true skill..."helping a plant express its true genetic potential."

    Either way, you have learned and 'grown' as a grower.

    Call her some really dirty names and stuff and shake her a bit and throw some cheap whore perfume on her and put lip stick on her stem base and a frilly white linen thingy around her container for a skirt.

    That'll teach her.

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    #164
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    I feel like Iâ??m waiting for the ultra-sound to come backâ?¦â?¦(pink or blue, pink or blue)

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    #165
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Ha, thanks, HD...gotta find some sexy scent that'll go along with bat guano. And, yeah, I'd feel like I was slacking off if I didn't do the same tucking and tying in my next grows. The secondary growth of Hardonna is triple that of any of the other similar mostly-indicas I have.

    Clever: would it be too much to ask if you'd help my karma by emailing something nasty to Harddon? Or am I fucking up my karma by asking?
    This is all just a goofy satire...sort of a National Lampoon thing and certainly only photos and ideas collected online.

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    #166
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    OOOoooooooo thatâ??s a dirty trickâ?¦â?¦..lolâ?¦

    Iâ??ll see what I can come up withâ?¦..something nasty you sayâ?¦hmmmm.

    Get ready Hard baby

    Got something nasty coming your way.

    Iâ??ll just e-mail it.

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    #167
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    FUCKER

    She send me Marc Bensons fucking tit shot

    Hell I just now found this thread and about an hour ago got Marc tit in my email....thinking WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?? :e:

    Nice man boobs by the way MB

    CleverGirl..........

    That was a good one.

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    #168
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Yeah,....marc didn't mean to say that your boobies were nasty....it's just the first thing I thought of...

    And I'd be happy to send hard on some real karma for you ski.....but I just don't have any more

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    #169
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Uh oh...there goes my karma...

    No more tits.

    No more ass.

    I'm gonna go find an old lady and help her across a street or something.
    This is all just a goofy satire...sort of a National Lampoon thing and certainly only photos and ideas collected online.

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    #170
    Senior Member

    Hardonna update...

    Well, if your worried about hard on.......

    I think he gets about all the TandA he can handle...lol.

    If your worried about your plant.......

    then I shall have my next orgasm in her honor.......talk about karma.

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