Well, good luck, DaBuh. Life is a journey, so don't sweat the small setbacks. Some day that rusty-ass scissors story will be kind of funny. My dad used to beat the hell out of me every once in a while (a long time ago)...just last week he had his second hip replacement surgery. I could beat his ass into a pulp, if I so decide. Life's funny like that.
Bastard better not piss me off at Thanksgiving!