Hardonna update...

[likemclever]

Clever baby....

I noticed you changed your sig....is BF still around or you ready for me to meet up with you....

I can be there in a day with some goodies

Oh my dear observant hard onâ?¦..

The BF situation is a little difficultâ?¦.lets just say thisâ?¦.the hammer hasnâ??t dropped but itâ??s definitely on its way down.








Donâ??t say things you donâ??t mean hard babyâ?¦â?¦you may develop a reputation as a tease.

[HARDDON]

You lose the B.F........

You will find Hard

Guaranteed honey baby

[9ski9]

Here's some quick facts for a road trip, HD...

1. Oklahoma means "Land of the Red People" in the Choctaw Language.
2. State bird is the Scissor-tailed Flycatcher.
3. Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma.
4. State motto is "Labor conquers all things". (sorta sounds like that Nazi motto)
5. 1.4% of the population is Asian. (sucks if you dig Japanese schoolgirls)
6. State tree is the "Redbud". (Hmmmm...)
7. It's illegal to catch whales in Oklahoma waters. (Illegal or did they stop trying?)
8. There's a town named Beaver, OK. (not as appropriate as Cunt, Spain, however)
9. Oral sex is illegal in OK and punishable by 1 yr in jail and a $2500 fine.
10. After #9 I'm questioning this road trip...

[EmTpockets]

Here's some quick facts for a road trip, HD...

1. Oklahoma means "Land of the Red People" in the Choctaw Language.
2. State bird is the Scissor-tailed Flycatcher.
3. Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma.
4. State motto is "Labor conquers all things". (sorta sounds like that Nazi motto)
5. 1.4% of the population is Asian. (sucks if you dig Japanese schoolgirls)
6. State tree is the "Redbud". (Hmmmm...)
7. It's illegal to catch whales in Oklahoma waters. (Illegal or did they stop trying?)
8. There's a town named Beaver, OK. (not as appropriate as Cunt, Spain, however)
9. Oral sex is illegal in OK and punishable by 1 yr in jail and a $2500 fine.
10. After #9 I'm questioning this road trip...

ROFLMFAO!!!! Nice

[likemclever]

I am not a Soonerâ?¦ I am a Jayhawker to the very core thank you very much.

1. Kansas means â??People of the south windâ?�
2. State bird is the meadowlark.
3. I am from Kansas.
4. State motto is â??Ad Astra Per Asperaâ?� Latin for â??To the stars through difficultyâ?�â?¦.Yeah thatâ??s right Latinâ?¦how many Naziâ??s know Latin.
5. Hard onâ??s not interested in Japanese school girlsâ?¦..so it doesnâ??t matterâ?¦.
6. State tree is the Cottonwood.
7. We sent all of our whale hunters to Oklahoma long ago.
8. We have a town called Bonner Springsâ?¦â?¦.Iâ??m pretty sure itâ??s Latin for Bonerâ?¦
9. My oral sex would be worth at leist 2 years in jail (ever hear of Ft. Leavenworth) and a $5000 fine.
10. After #9 let me know when to expect you â?¦.

[9ski9]

I thought you were from Oklahoma, Clever. Thought I heard it in the accent.

And if I insulted you, then I'm sorry.

Note to self: never again call a woman from Kansas a whale hunter.

[likemclever]

My dearâ?¦you would have to employ legions on men to adequately offend me.

I thought your post was very funny (thatâ??s why I copied it)

Yes, I do live in Oklahomaâ?¦..but I donâ??t have to play by their rules because Iâ??m from Kansas (thatâ??s how it works right)

[9ski9]

Whew...glad to hear.

Well, I hope that hammer dropping thing is going well. I used to love to break up with girls. It's the one time in a relationship that I'd feel in control.

[likemclever]

Itâ??s not going as well as I would like it toâ?¦..

Normally Iâ??m little miss big ballsâ?¦..but Iâ??m being a total pussy about this.

I donâ??t mind giving someone the ax if they fuck up or do something wrongâ?¦.but that is not the case here.

Iâ??m just trying to avoid the unavoidableâ?¦..causing a decent person pain.

Iâ??m going to have to get over myselfâ?¦â?¦and just take care of businessâ?¦..I know that.

(sigh)

[EmTpockets]

Damn........