Quote Originally Posted by Srendaen
Dude, ya gotta keep us updated on the whole process

Gehe wat kom jij lekker vrolijk over zeg. Moet er spontaan van glimlachen!

*passes the J n giggles
I remember my ex's plant. What a story. He grew them out on his roof in haarlem. Like 12 of them. They got as tall as him, he's like 6foot2. At one point they were blooming snow white crystals, they blinded the photograph lens. Anyhoo police raided the place and asked him how many plants he has. He said 8. They said go get me 3 cuz you're only allowed 5. Without them ever knowing he actually kept 9. Which resulted in a house full of drying danglies in which I almost always got my dreadlocks stuck in.

How lovely it is to live in the Netherlands.
Just follow my topic in Plant Problems to keep track of how things are going. Since I'm new to the whole thing I tend to panic at the sight of every tiny discoloured spot, running around the garden, flapping my arms, going "oh my god oh my god oh my god!", to the extreme agony of my neighbours, who can't even understand how I can get so excited about a couple of plants (I convinced them they're "chrysanten"; hey; I'm a salesman; I have the POWER! *raises arms to heaven* *thunder roars* *lightning clashes* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Wow, that's something, growing on a roof in Haarlem!!! Great that the police didn't even bother to check on the plants! I do expect some trouble once I start to flower my babies, though, I live in a VERY conservative and EXTREMELY religiously conscious neighbourhood and once the smell hits the fan (so to speak) it's sure to piss some of 'em off!