Dude, ya gotta keep us updated on the whole process

Gehe wat kom jij lekker vrolijk over zeg. Moet er spontaan van glimlachen!

*passes the J n giggles
I remember my ex's plant. What a story. He grew them out on his roof in haarlem. Like 12 of them. They got as tall as him, he's like 6foot2. At one point they were blooming snow white crystals, they blinded the photograph lens. Anyhoo police raided the place and asked him how many plants he has. He said 8. They said go get me 3 cuz you're only allowed 5. Without them ever knowing he actually kept 9. Which resulted in a house full of drying danglies in which I almost always got my dreadlocks stuck in.

How lovely it is to live in the Netherlands.