HAHA he asked a woman to meet him, so he could sell weed that he nicked from the police station, then asked her to bring a dog so he could fuck it? I'd have at least asked to do that to the woman, not the dog!
And getting up to shit on a webcam to a stranger, weird... but funny

Can't wait 'til he gets to jail, 'cause if the boys inside find out what he's in for... then he's in a world of shit (and harsh bum love lol)