It may not have been that funny, but we should all total our averages. Men anyway.

4 -I don't remember much of that night, but she was gone when I woke up.. plain party girl, wrapped it-
6 -Not a skank, was a virgin, very pretty, very nice, not wife material though, and not defective, but no other category worked-
7 -Good old Molly... made cartoons about her that are still on the forums. I was totally in love with this girl when she started shoot me in the face with her brain.-
8 -Lost her when I moved. Together for 3 years. Absolutely flawless. Have tried to win her back non-chalantly with no success.-

My average is 6.25.