Drinking Listerine or Vanilla Extract

[ontariogrower]

I just wanted to try vanilla extract for the hell of it lol. Yes i can afford liquor and i am of age to buy it. But i just took a 3 ounce shot of it and it burned just like hard liquor and didn't taste that bad. It would be good in coke. It's 35% alcohol. I'm going to try a shot of listerine before bed just to see if it's alright. yup i'm on crack!

ontariogrower Reviewed by ontariogrower on 07-27-2005. Drinking Listerine or Vanilla Extract I just wanted to try vanilla extract for the hell of it lol. Yes i can afford liquor and i am of age to buy it. But i just took a 3 ounce shot of it and it burned just like hard liquor and didn't taste that bad. It would be good in coke. It's 35% alcohol. I'm going to try a shot of listerine before bed just to see if it's alright. yup i'm on crack! Rating: 5

[RedRainDrop]

i just drank some vanilla extract with coke...and i almost puked half way through it...its disgusting as hell.

[andruejaysin]

I just bought a whole bunch of almond extract, was about to drink it, but my favorite uncle told me a better use....

[jzzinator69]

Spray sunscreen has 78.9% alcohol. At camp my friend dared me to chug the rest of his bottle of sunscreen and I was drunk as hell. The type of alcohol in it is like SD 40 or something and its not meant for drinking and Ive heard it is very toxic. Also some of the other ingredients in listerine or sunscreen might be harmfull.

Id say just go buy one of those big bottles of tequilla from costco. Damn it sucks to be 15

[ontariogrower]

Yah dont drink SD alcohol. Vanilla extract has drinkable alcohol in it. Dont go drinking hairspray and sunscreen and perfume and stuff. Thats fucking nuts. From what i know, original listerine (27% make sure it's original or something without fluoride or something poisonours in it) and vanilla extract (35% alcohol) and orange extract (approx 80-90%) are drinkable. But be careful with the listerine. It has preservatives and other things in it that may hurt you. And be careful with all this! i'm not telling you all to drink it. I merely did it as a scientific experiment as Nick said. hahah....I just took shots of the vanilla extract without a chaser. it burns like hell. I dont know how you could puke from the vanilla and the coke, it's not that bad. It tastes like any other hard liquor lol. Rum tastes like shit, i'd compare this to rum or something but with a little bit of a different taste. It's not that bad.

dont you ever take my fucking advice! I know nothing! i dont want anyone to get hurt! all i know is a little bit of the vanilla extract and listerine didnt hurt me! i did not drink enough to get drunk though so who knows what it could do to you! be careful! i dont want you to go blind or die!

DONT EVER DRINK ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL or METHANOL OR WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID OR ANTIFREEZE! YOU WILL DIE OR BECOME PERMANENTLY RETARDED! I know someone who had that happen to them. He was 8 and he drank antifreeze he is now mentally ill and physically challenged. DO NOT EVER DRINK ANYTHING LIKE RUBBING ALCOHOL OR THE ONES I MENTIONED!!!!!!!!

[lateralus]

Lemon extract, at least the kind I used to buy, was more like 90% alcohol (lot more than vanilla). We'd dilute it with water to form a 1:1 ratio, and drink it like hard liquor. As for Listerine, fuck that. I tried it once.. and had, what, at the time, I believed to be an allergic reaction.

[RedRainDrop]

Fuck this shit, its for losers. It doesnt even get me drunk at all.

[andruejaysin]

Once the alchohol and water are distilled off, almond extract is almost pure benzaldehyde. This, along with a common amino acid, is a precurssor to PPA (the stuff that used to be in dexatrim) which is the immediate precurrsor to amphetamine. Probably the route of choice, now that pseudo requires 20 forms of ID to purchase.

[Dutchmaster]

come on guys dont do this shit if you wanna get drunk get some booze if your underage steal some from you parents and if not just smoke a few bowls.

[andruejaysin]

This talk about mouthwash got me wondering, I'm old enough to buy booze, but something I haven't tried? Anyway, I got 1 1/2 liter of equate mouthwash ($1.96, wal-mart) 21.6% alcohol, no fluoride, important, because 5 grams of sodium fluoride is a lethal dose, according to UF's book on poisons. Probably alot less is pretty fucking unpleasant. Anyway, that's 43 proof, exactly the same amount of alcohol as a fifth (750ml) of 86 proof whiskey. Got damn drunk, obviously I'm still alive, and apart from a hangover (expected) and some heartburn, apparently undamaged, but I'll stick with Jim Beam in the future. I don't recommend trying this, I do alot of stupid things!