Karma is a motherfucker...

I used to raid my evil older sister's stash and cut it with oregano. At some point she figured out she was sparking up some pizza-smelling shit and had her boyfriend beat the hell out of her dealer. Her dealer's younger sister was in my class and heard me laughing about it when telling the story.

The dealer beat the piss out of me two weeks later.

Karma is a motherfucker.