Little Boy come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow and the cow's in the corn,
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?,
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Knickers all tattered and torn,
Twasn't a spider that sat down beside,
Twas Little Boy Blue with the horn.

Boy Blue stood on the burning deck,
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball roll up his trouser leg,
And stumped his middle wicket.

Name that tune?
HvyFuel Reviewed by HvyFuel on . new joke thread loved this one luaghing still and think i seen it once Two Women on a Girls Night Out Two women go out on a girls night out, walking home they are both dying for a piss so they jump over a wall into a cemetry to relieve themselves. 'Course, theres no toilet paper, so one wipes on her knickers and throws them away. The other one tears a ribbon from a bouquet and uses that. Next day the two husbands are talking. The first says "I'm really worried about my wife, she came home with no Rating: 5