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[Kid Dynamite]

Yay I have a nother funny

One time I was at a party when I was 16. My friends were all there, I was really drunk/stoned off my ass. Everyone was going to sleep. but I didn't want to go to sleep. So, I was like I'll call my b/f at the time,and have him come take me home. He lived with my uncle R. So I dialed the number, and when they picked up I blurted out. I'm really fucked up, I'm so fucking stoned right now, Could you come pick me up hon?"And my mom was on the other end..She goes"What the hell?"And I go"Whooaaaa...Mom..What are you doing at uncle R's House at 2 am in the morning?"She goes, "I am not at uncle R's i'm at my house, you dialed my number by accident of course, and now you're in a lot of trouble, where the hell are you, i thought you were at your uncles?"So i was like "Oh man..I'm kiddin' Just wanted to see what you would say'"Click. So then she called back, (I had a cell phone)And I started talking in a forign accent"I was like Nooo avia Live..No No.."And she was like stop it right now!I'm calling your uncle, and you're coming home tonight..So I was like okay damn..So then She picked me up at my friends house, and yelled at me all the way home. I was in a lot of trouble. I told myuncle about it later, and he laughed at me(he is a stoner too)

I really got to stop getting high around family......or calling family while i'm high.

haha so many time when im stoned i put the wrong numbers in!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My sister got a text the other day saying "guess who" (she didn't know the number) so she text back saying, "who are you?" and they text back with "Nan x X X x"
neither of my nan's own a phone, and they wouldn't have her number anyway, so it was strange. When i next get some weed, i may ring the number off my phone to see who the joker is

[robert42]

I was up the centre of london maybe a month ago in a friends car there was 3 Lads 2 girls, i was smoking a spliff 2 my self i just finished the spliff so i thought id roll id roll up a blunt for us 3 to smoke, so i got a bit of cardboard on my lap about to roll a blunt when we get pulled over. The car got searched then we all got searched and they found the weed there was only about a gram cos i dnt take out large amounts when out and about, they didnt say nothing bout the weed i was alowed to keep it too cos im over 18.

They were pretty cool untill one of my m8s asked my other m8 who was drinkign for a sip of his drink in which my m8 replied no and my freind said "MAN YOU SUCH A JEW" the officer then said "WHAT?, Theres notin wrong with being Jewish and pointed to a star of david badge on his uniform :|

[thrashin]

i was driving around lost in a detour off the highway one night after picking up a friend from a party around 2 in the am. i pass one cop coming from the opposite direction and another turning my direction off another road (same one probly) they pull me over for a broken license plate light (bullshit) my friend of course insisted on bringing alcohol with her and she is not yet 21. the police pull her out and they search the car since she stinks like booze. she claims responsibility for her beers and gets a minor in posesssion ticket, next they pulled me out and searched and patted me down. at this time i had forgotten i had about a quarter oz minus a about a blunt in my pockets. the cop reached into the pocket which this bag was in, felt around and came up empty handed and told me to go back to the car and sent us on our way. craziest traffic stop i've ever encountered.

[dooman]

nice stories everyone, i like the burping the smoke up at the dinner table one i always have "weed burps" after i smoke......i have an almost got caught story of that too......i was in my religion teacher's class (same one as in my other story) in grade 11 ....me and some friends from that class had all gotten ripped at break right before we came to class......we are sitting in our desks as shes coming around checking soemthing to see each of us did it - right as she is checking me i burp up smoke and sitting in font of me is this faggot kid tht yells out "Adam's High!" and everyoen starts lauhging except my buddies that smoekd with me ......this is the really wierd part.....my teacher sniffs the smoke....and says "thats not marijuana... dont bug Adam" and then she just continued checking ppls work.... strange huh??

[forestcouch]

this just happened a couple of weeks ago, me and 4 friends are cruising around in one of the dudes van (this is an old school purple stoner van). we're kinda bored so one of us gets the bright idea of hotboxing the van. its about 1045, and theres a provincial park (canada) really close to where we live. so we decide to just drive down to the parking lot and smoke up in the van, then get out of there, seeing as we only have 15 minutes till the park closes. so were having a great time, passing around a couple glass bowls when suddenly i see headlights driving towards us. im tottally baked, but i can tell that this dude isnt driving on the road, hes driving on the bike path, so either hes some crazy guy who managed to get his car onto the bike path, or hes the park ranger. my money was on park ranger, so i yell "SHIT ITS THE RANGER MAN!" and jump into the back of the van, and curl up there. the other guys are all laughing their asses off at me, thinking i just saw a car and was being paranoid. up until the truck acctually pulls up right beside us, and the guy gets out. so their all freaking out "dude hide the weed hide the weed!" the guy knocks on the side of the van door, and so the guy who was driving opens up the door, and smoke just pours out into this guys face. im still in the back hiding, just watching this from under the seat, and somehow he didnt see me. long story short, after we made some bogus excuses about what we were doing he just told us that we cant be smoking pot in vehicles in the park and to get out because hes trying to close the park.

[Satovan]

A few summers ago me and a couple of my friends we're super paranoid about smoking weed, which also made us super stupid about how we smoked it. So we didn't want to smoke it in the car so we decided we we're going to park somewhere and walk in to the woods or something as we've done many times before. Unfortunatly those fucking idiots decided it would be a bright idea to park the car in front of an open business and walk behind all of these buildings, through a giant cornfield to get to the fucking woods. The people at the business called the cops I get, and as we we're walking out of the woods I started to get a bad feeling and I was telling my buddy to ditch his shit and he's like "shut the fuck up man, you're just trippin" and sure enough right when we walked out of the field two cop car with their lights and sirens on come blazing up to where we we're and bust out asses. I didn't have anything on me except a lighter and a knife, so I didn't get busted, although the knife turned it in to a pretty intense situation. My friend had a bowl and ended up getting a fine and having to go to rehab.

[chubs549]

me and my homies were at the park at noon when one of my friends victor said he had a 1/4 of chronic. so we rolled 2 fat ass joints after the first one i was fucked up. half done with the second victor looks at the parking lot and says
theres a cop car. i thought he was kidding then i looked up and a cop came out
with a fuckin dog. so we just walk causlly away then we hear STOP and we hauled ass but i dropped the joint and high as i was i ran back to get it when i picked up the pig let the dog go. i never ran faster and my friend was all ready
over the gate i finllay made it to the fence and i was almost over when the dog got my shoe it came off and i kept running. they were brand new $90 shoes fuck

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Awww that sucks about the shoes, at least now you have a $45 shoe lol

[chubs549]

lol i gave my other shoe to my friend and told my mom i got jumped