Yay I have a nother funny

One time I was at a party when I was 16. My friends were all there, I was really drunk/stoned off my ass. Everyone was going to sleep. but I didn't want to go to sleep. So, I was like I'll call my b/f at the time,and have him come take me home. He lived with my uncle R. So I dialed the number, and when they picked up I blurted out. I'm really fucked up, I'm so fucking stoned right now, Could you come pick me up hon?"And my mom was on the other end..She goes"What the hell?"And I go"Whooaaaa...Mom..What are you doing at uncle R's House at 2 am in the morning?"She goes, "I am not at uncle R's i'm at my house, you dialed my number by accident of course, and now you're in a lot of trouble, where the hell are you, i thought you were at your uncles?"So i was like "Oh man..I'm kiddin' Just wanted to see what you would say'"Click. So then she called back, (I had a cell phone)And I started talking in a forign accent"I was like Nooo avia Live..No No.."And she was like stop it right now!I'm calling your uncle, and you're coming home tonight..So I was like okay damn..So then She picked me up at my friends house, and yelled at me all the way home. I was in a lot of trouble. I told myuncle about it later, and he laughed at me(he is a stoner too)

I really got to stop getting high around family......or calling family while i'm high.