A few years ago, I bought an acrylic gravity bong at a head shop, it was about three feet tall, and I had never hit a gravity bong before this. So my parents are both home, and I leave it in the car and go inside so I can wait until they are distracted until I can sneak it in. Anyway, I finally sneak it inside and immediately pack a bowl in my room and proceed to take the biggest hit I've ever had in my life. I then proceeded to repeat this several times, until my mom yelled at me to come for dinner.

At this time I felt really stoned, red eyed, uncoordinated, and also really bloated. So we were eating and I decided to let off some of the gas from my stomach discreetly, but instead I belched really loud, blowing a puff of smoke that I had swallowed a minute ago into the middle of the table.

I thought that the must have seen it, so I yelled "oh shit" and my parents who had been too busy looking down at their plates to see the smoke ask me what the hells going on. I knew how I looked and sounded and went with the standard "I'm sick may I be excused" line and almost ran back to my room.