Well, I've been caught a couple of times.

by my dad...All of us were out by this creek partying(yes my dad was partying too, he is a cool dad, he got me drunk for the first time )My boyfriend at the time,and my best friends father which is the guy who has all the weed, And me were sitting in the back of the truck, when he pulls out this pipe,It had been awhile since I had smoked weed at the time, so they hand me the bowl,and I take it..smoke some, and pass it.Well, everytime I smoked out of it, I made sure my dad wasn't looking he was busy fishin' or something. Well by the fourth or fifth time around me,I was so fucking stoned I didn't care or pay attention to anything around me. So, I smoke out of the bowl and pass it, not knowing its my dad i'm passing too, I look up,and there he is staring at me.So I smiley sweetly, cause i'm a girl and i can get away withthat,and said "Hi Daddy. I love you. I wasn't smoking out of that thing. I was just testing it, making sure that it was working right. Silly potheads"Everybody started laughing, including my dad, then he looked at me and said..I know you smoke pot, I just wanted to see the look on your face.Then he handed it back to my friends dad and said pack this again, so he did, then he took it from my friends dad, handed it to me,and said now..Silly pothead now smoke all of this..I was already baked..I just looked at him with sad puppy dog eyes and was like..."Reallly?"And he said yes...I want to see how much you actually smoke.So.. I took it, half way through the bowl i was ready to pass out,and my boyfriend was like..."stop, give it up..I would've given up a loooong time ago"lol and so i handed him the bowl layed my head on his shoulder and was like "I'll never do this around my dad again..."

Well thats my story.