ok it was like this: i had just gotten a copy of Debbie Does Dallas from my so called "friend" and ran as fast as i could down the street to my house. i ran up the stairs and into my room. i was so excited that i forgot to fully close the door. well, as the credits were rolling i whipped out my johnson and started warming up. i was inspecting my penis because i thought i saw a mole on it that wasnt there before when my grandma barges through the door screaming "Help me flush the toilet!! Its clogged...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???!!!!" I fell over and gasped as my full erection was exposed to my grandmother while gay porn was playing on the tv!!! boy did i give that "friend" a beating. and my grandma hasnt spoken to me since. and that was 10 years ago. oh well. she wasnt that great of a lady anyways. wait a minute...when you say you want to read almost got caught stories you were referring to almost got caught masturbating stories right???? RIGHT?????!!!!!!!