we were smoking in my kitchen and its close to my garage so you can bhear it when it opens. my firned said he thought he heard it bein the astupid paranoid fuck he is when he smokes weed with us. so i go to check and pretend my dad weas there. he and my other firne dfreaked out and i laughed my ass off. then we were gunna leave an he turned out to actually be there. somehow we managed to go out thje front dfoor undetected. clearly my parets dont know what weed smells like.