BWAHAHAH that gay porn one had me in stiches... friggin 10 years and still hasn't spoken to him. that's some funny shit. oh man *whew*

Well I have had a few "close calls" but this one comes to mind now so here goes...
Some friends of mine and I were hotboxing 2 fat ass hooters in my car driving down this not-so-busy road. Well we're crusin and smokin and the car gets super super smokey. We are all baked off our asses and neglect to realize that this not so busy road we were on has merged into madison avenue which is one of the really busy streets in sacramento. So we are sitting here in this crowded ass intersection, car literally full of smoke, and my friend says, "hey man, why is everyone staring at us". EVERYONE next to us, behind us, in front of us were straight staring at our car and some ppl were even laughing and pointing. We put the joints out... roll down the windows really quick and smoke pours out of the car. The couple behind us starts hysterically laughing and the driver gets on his cellphone. We peel out of there super quick like. hahah. It's pretty funny now but we were pretty paranoid at the time.