favourite almost got caught stories

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol
You: mum, i got jumped by some rough fellas
mum: what did they take?
you: my shoes, the bastards!
mum: your $90 ones?!
you: yes, unfortunately
mum: lets get you some new ones immediately
you: (aside) yesss


Lol, that would be cool, not a fun experience you went through though buddy

[duppy man]

this happened last year I was driving home after picking up a couple oz of weed stopped at a traffic island when I was hit from behind and shunted into the car in front and as shit happens a police patrol car was coming around the roundabout and offered me some help a male and female officer got out the car and gave me a hand move my car the female officer who was standing quiet close said whats that funny smell to which I replied cooling fluid she just gave me a funny look and continued to follow me around the car inspecting the damage,,im sure she knew what the smell was made me sweat though

[chubs549]

that is excacly what happend. my mom was pissed but who cares