Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say were in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized.
Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel
you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
It's only three more cents!!!
robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on . Poll: How many of you eat Fast food? Not me, but i'm interested in seeing how many of you eat fast food. I don't eat it for the obvious reason, it's bad for you. Pretty much everything McDonalds sells, is chemical altered food, meat that's pumped with steroids, and ketchup that's mainly sugar. But there's another reason. The hell those animals go through is unbelievable. Rating: 5