Bomb and drug sniffing dogs are more and more commonly being used by FedEx and other shippers, especially when it comes to overnight shipments. I've been reading cops saying that "overnight" delivery is the "method of choice" for drug shipping and that they are fighting it by randomnly screening packages with false or inaccurate return addresses.

How much is bullshit to simply scare people away from shipping by FedEx? I have no idea. Like the IRS putting out stories of "huge increases" in funding for lower income auditing, I'm sure part of it is just intimidation.

When you fill out an address label for FedEx, you'll be signing a waiver that allows them to open and inspect your package. And even though they'd likely not waste resources, your DNA will be all over and in the package.

I had looked into it for a recent trip to Disney. How nice it would have been to arrive and have an ounce of pot delivered to my room by UPS.

And it would be a shitty way to first meet your Dean.