These are 2 of my 3 cats,

The Grey one is a Blue Burmese who we found called Tulip
The black and white one is called Juve (Juventus cos he is black + white) he is the son of my OTHER cat Pikachu who we found half dead and who gave birth to 6 kittens.

Juve is HUGE the vet told us he needs a diet, in that pic he dont look that big its pretty old but he is VERY HEAVY.

Tulip is very smart when i say "kisses" she jumps up on 2 legs and kisses me. And one time i was trippin hard and i got her high for her 1st time and im sure she said "HEY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GO GET ME SOME MUNCHIES NOW... BITCH!"