tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont fucking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.