MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!

[rastabill89]

I orderd a pizza and the dude couldnt find my house. I told him it was blah blah and he couldnt find it. He called my house like 6 times trying to find it and i dont really know this area to well so i didnt know what to say so i was like ur the pizza man u should know its ur job. So he called the manager and the manger called me and was like we herd u were being a smart ass to the driver and im like what the fuck i didnt do shit he cant find my house. Hes like eaither u give us the right adress or were calling the poilce and i was like u better not send no popo to my house and he was like we already called the poliece and they couldnt find your adress on their computer. So i went up stairs to look at the mail to see what it was and it was blah blah. not blah blah so the pizza man came and i was like im so sorry homie i thought it was blah blah and he was like u told me it was blah blash and to take a right at the corner store and your surpost to take a left and i was like man im so sorry and he said it was Ok so I gave him like a 10 dollar tip cuz it took like a hour and a half to bring my pizza and i fault bad.......I said (blah blah) becouse i dont want u guys to know my adress

rastabill89 Reviewed by rastabill89 on 07-24-2005. MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!! I orderd a pizza and the dude couldnt find my house. I told him it was blah blah and he couldnt find it. He called my house like 6 times trying to find it and i dont really know this area to well so i didnt know what to say so i was like ur the pizza man u should know its ur job. So he called the manager and the manger called me and was like we herd u were being a smart ass to the driver and im like what the fuck i didnt do shit he cant find my house. Hes like eaither u give us the right Rating: 5

[hardon]

you uh...dont know your own address???

[s2headhunter]

hah wow..dude......now listen learn your address so that if any big boys are ever chasin you and you run to someones house you can tell them were you live ok buddy...lol jm ive forgot before

[rastabill89]

ive only lived here for like 4 days and i thought the middle was view but it was wood

[Hydrizzle]

ok, as a pizza delivery guy, I would have to say PROPS to you, bill. Even though you didnt know the way to ur own house, you still tipped well! most people would be all pissed and not tip at all, then have a visit from me and my carful of paintball gun-weilding friends late at night!

BTW, there is no way they would call the cops on you for that shit.... if that was true, they'd be calling the cops on every 10th customer, and they would have 911 on speed-dial.

To tell ya the truth, though, the tip I would expect for that much aggrivation would be like 20.... but thats just cause I'm a G who makes alot of deliveries....

lol, actually, at my place, the manager would have just called u and straight up said, come pick it up, u must know where u live to order a pizza.... O yeah, and we put a note in the computer to call & verify every time u order a pizza.....

still, props!!!

[hipEstoner]

yhea,, ive been looking out the window once after i ordered a pizza and i watched the pizza guy stop at 5 houses around my house ,, it was soo funny

[Hydrizzle]

tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont fucking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.

[rastabill89]

lol yea i felt bad so i gave him 10 extra bucks but they better not quit delivering to me they have the best fucking pizza

[Hydrizzle]

which one?

[rastabill89]

shit they a local pizza place they called olvia's