Answer truthfully, this is serious...

[vicstar]

bong tester good job id luvit

[robert42]

a gigalo?

[Looker]

I dunno but an astrograph y'know one of them zodiac things say we Virgos make great prostitutes and cab drivers... so I dunno...

[GHoSToKeR]

What star sign is your stonedness?

[MeatRulz]

i think i would be a rapper and always hang with snoop

[dark0ne]

my stonedness and my job go hand in hand. I'm a cook, i can cook what ever i want for dinner. plus my boss is soo cool. i would like to play guitar in a band, but i don't see that happening any time soon.

[Canadabis]

serious serious?
An officer of a failing reich. Or a man from lamancha

[OzzyOz]

them: What type of job would your stonedness like?
foo: It would like to be black if at all possible
them: I see you as more of park ranger (thanks naturalmystic for the idea lol)

you know how people grow weed in the middle of nowhere, sometimes in like the wilderness. Well if you were a park ranger, and ever came across some weed... you could just take it :-)

[daZenfmeister]

I would like to work at a pork rinds factory, I always wanted to know what part of the pig is the rind!

[Ousted]

I would like to work at a pork rinds factory, I always wanted to know what part of the pig is the rind!

It's fried pig skin.