OK! i didnt read your post cuz im too drunk but i read like the fist couple lines. well. i took batteys outta flashlight and stuck bag in there to transport. and at home under my stairs in a cuby i have a locked chest with the weed and bong in there. weed is in a jar bcuz its airtight. i do the flashlight thing to transport. and bounce sheets for dryers .. u wrap that around the bag of weed so everything the bag touches dont turn into weed infected stuff. under a floor board in closet in pocket at all times in a battery cmpartement under bed in hair.