i rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head
bees on my head but dont call me a bee head
bruce lee's on my head but dont call me a lee head
no please excuse me i gotsta get my tree fed

you wear name brands
and i make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple that loves self loathing
"i hate myself"
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy

cuz its my show you cant tell me wat to do
wen life hands me lemons i make beef stew
so yo i gotta go its time for me to rock it
i put bologna in my left pocket
smear sum cream cheese in my gold locket

cuz its my show i'm andy milonakis
its my show i'm shmandy shmilonakis
its my show i'm andy milonakis