I find when the cops pull you over for something, and they can't find anything, I think they just get pissed off because they just wasted their time..

"Cop: If I don't get in a few reports to the cheif today, he'll have my ass for sure"
No, smoking a hemo necklace won't get you high. You think they would sell kids hemp necklaces if they could get you stoned? Fuck no!