Hey , that's not funny! In that case, i'm gonna post my original message !

What happened was, a group of midgets walked into the club to talk ask the owner if they could strip for the night:

"No!"
"Why not?"
"Umm... Well..."
"Oh, I see, you got something against midgets?"
"No... Just..."
"Yeah right, fucking midget hater, we're gonna tell everyone about YOU!"

The end. Self explanatory really!

But seriously, that is a little strange but maybe there was high demand. Give the little dudes a break!