I cant get drunk no matter how hard I try and THIS IS THE TRUTH

[Toking with Jesus]

Alcoholism is very prominient within the gene pool of my family, extending as far back as to my great grandfather who used to smuggle alcohol into the US during the Prohibition of the 1920. as a non drinker, I have an extremly high tolerance to hard liquor. For example, last night I was at the strip club. I usually never drink there, but this time I decided I wanted to get fucked up just for the fun of it. I ordered a shot of Stoli vodka...downed the nasty disgusting tasting thing which burned my throat like fuck. few mins later...no buzz..no dizzy..nothing. I order another shot of Stoli, down it all in one gulp. Belching a burp, and feeling a burn run thru my stomach I await my drunken stupor....nothing...just fucking nothing. For the last time, I ordered a shot of The Antichrist, using all of the highest proof liquor available including 160 proof everclear. I down that nasty rubbing alcohol tasting shit...and 2 mins later I feel a very mild buzz accompany me. What the fuck?? Just what the fuck, I tell myself as I recall an event when I drank 1 Heiniken beer, and was laughing my ass off allready! Of ONE FUCKING HEINIKEN, but after 3 shots of high proof hard liquor, I get a mild buzz. Anybody got any relations to this? ANy points to make out? Call me a troll, but what I just gave you really happened.

Toking with Jesus Reviewed by Toking with Jesus on 07-20-2005. I cant get drunk no matter how hard I try and THIS IS THE TRUTH Alcoholism is very prominient within the gene pool of my family, extending as far back as to my great grandfather who used to smuggle alcohol into the US during the Prohibition of the 1920. as a non drinker, I have an extremly high tolerance to hard liquor. For example, last night I was at the strip club. I usually never drink there, but this time I decided I wanted to get fucked up just for the fun of it. I ordered a shot of Stoli vodka...downed the nasty disgusting tasting thing which burned Rating: 5

[Cleveland]

dude, you must be new at the whole drinking thing. 3 shots of just about anything won't do a whole lot to you, or anybody for that matter. drink 10 shots and see if you can get drunk

[stothelutz]

Yeah clevelands right I don't drink much maybe like 5 times a year but 2-3 shots i jsut get relaxed but after about 8 I can barely walk lol.

[Satovan]

Yeah but the dude said he get a buzz off of one beer so it's obviously not that he's not drinking enough alcohol. If one shot of 80 proof = 1 beer, he drank the equivalent of about 6 beers and if he catches a buzz off of one beer he should have been pretty messed up.

[supersonicchronic]

You say you can't get drunk no matter how hard you try? You only had 3 shots, so you didn't try very hard. Try 21, thats my record. I tried real hard that night, and I got !fucked up!.

[daZenfmeister]

Wow, I'm not a drinker and i did 14 shots of vodka and then 5 of gin before i lost count and when i woke up it realized that i had drank about 1/3 of a 5th of nasty ass coconut rum. I had such a bad hangover and ive never ever drank since.

[NightProwler]

on my 14th birthday party, i had... im guessing around 15 shots of tequilla and i passed out.

[Satovan]

Haha I drank a quarter bottle of raspberry vodka when I was like 15 and never touched the sauce again after that... I got sooooo fucking wrecked.

[ontariogrower]

What you drank is not much. I too have an extremely high tolerance to alcohol. Or at least I did when I drank which was a while back but i'm only 20 so it wasn't that long. when i was 17-18 I could drink 50 ounces of Dry Gin (40%) in a night. I don't know how many shots that is. But it's alot of alcohol considering most people i know can't drink a 26 ounce bottle of any hard liquor in one sitting without puking their guts out. I would drink 26'ers to myself and i would polish them off in about an hour and a half and I would still be good enough to drive for like 5 hours up north into Quebec in the middle of a fog at like 1 am. Drink more my friend, drink more.

[NightProwler]

i think i heard that one shot of hard alchoal equals one can of beer.