Best Stoner Jobs...

[deathbyvalley]

well, i work at a petco now. got stoned for the second half of my second shift a few nights ago, and didn't seem so difficult. but when i worked for a bakery...that was the best. we'd all go to this place and get stoned before work, but being surrounded by bread and pastries and bagels....was kinda difficult

[mellow mood]

guitarist is the best stoner job from my opinion

wait, thats what im gonna be! yea!

[Smokey McPot]

working at my local ski resort, just chillin handin out boards to people and ridin. Easiest job in the world

[slayergirl]

worked for a few years getting through college as a stocker at a health food coop....everyone smoked up.....it was deep south and when it would get home in the summer one person would agree to stay to run the register and the rest, managers included, would go to thse natural water springs called the holes and skinny dip, eat munchies and smoke till the sun went down..had a lot of bad sunburns...but would do it again in a minute..something freeing about seeing everyone you work with naked and stoned....takes alot of the politics out of work....boss: you need to get to work earlier employee: oh yea, you got a small dick....

[420kidder]

I think when I delivered pizza for Dominos in Valdosta, GA, it worked well. I would just be at work long enough to grab another order and take off and always have cash on me. Also when I worked at a Colorado park I was able to smoke while I cleaned up shit.

[SloppyJoe]

Best stoner job.......workin at home......lol check out my post and contact me. u can smoke on the job, no investment necessary, and you can still chat on cannabis.com. haha... what's better than that.

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=44054

[UrDrugDealer.]

Man I Worked For a Local City Counsol Campaign. It Was Leet. All I Had To Do Was Put Door Hangers On Peoples Doors. And I Made Like $10 Dollars An Hour. By Far My Best Job Ever. Hahaha Oh Yeah My Only Job Ever.

[Sgt. Pepper]

Valet parking. Do jack shit, drive nice cars, smoke weed, make good money.

[pabloescobar209]

Valet parking. Do jack shit, drive nice cars, smoke weed, make good money.

yea i had a vallet job... heres how to make extra money... u always park nice cars because ur at a nice resturant which means these people ahve money.. so me and the people that worked there came up with a plan.. take 3 dollars in change out of everycar u park... i would park 50 a night aka 150 extra dollars.. u obviously have to keep dumping it in ur car, but its worth it... it was just somthin i noticed... these people always ahve like a retarted amount of change that they dont care about in there car, nobody ever noticed

[pabloescobar209]

heres one better... anybody wants to make seriosu money... get a job at a prepay parking lot near like bars and nightlife... by prepay i mean that they drive up give u the money(flat rate) and u give them a ticket and raise the gate, when they leave they give u a ticket and u open the gate... so one night i accidentialy opened the gate before i agve the dude his change... and he just drove in(never took his change)... so i say huh, wonder how many peoiple will fall for this, n like fridays sat and sun (i called money nights) its about 1 out of every 10 cars.. this works because most of the people are drunk want to get drunk and only have 20's because they just went to an atm, and it costs 7 to park and they dont realize, and just see the gate go up and drive off... the best part is the worst that can happen is u getting fired because the compoany still gets its 7 bucks so ur register is legit every night,a nd u just pocket the money, and if they happen to come out and remeber they didnt get change... u just giveit back, if not its yours...