Before I got hitched I drove tourists to Hana. I would take a qt oz and my fishing pole. While my people wandered around Seven pools I was down whipping a lure or live bait in the ocean, while smoking a fatty. As an added bonus every once and a while you would meet a unattached cutie. Or catch dinner.

After marrage I was a night security guard at Tuna Packers in Honolulu. There too I could fish off the pier and the captains of the boat would reward me for watching their boats with a free Ahi or Aku when they came in from fishing. My boss knew I smoked (and bummed joints from me too). So each night I would wander around the cannery smoking joints. It as a very peaceful place in a busy city.
oldhaole Reviewed by oldhaole on . Best Stoner Jobs... I think I have officially found the best stoner job. You can smoke on the job, you get to listen to music the whole time, and drive around and eat snacks. Its PERFECT. All I do is put flyers on mailboxes all day for a home decorating company. Its the shit!!!!! I was just thinkin about this at work today. Anybody else have a badass stoner job? Rating: 5